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pawned

"I just pawned that sucka"
by slash January 29, 2004
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palined

1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, pre-dictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.
Katie asked Sarah what newspapers she read but Sarah totally palined and said "Entertainment Tonight!"
by oh-geek January 20, 2009
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painted baby

A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.
That TLC special on painted babies always creeps me out

Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!
by Sue Pirnova March 25, 2009
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pawned

Generally thought of as an incorrect spelling of pwned, which itself was a corruption of owned.

However, games such as DotA for Warcraft 3 have brought pawned into the regular gaming vocabulary.
N'aix just pawned Skeleton King's head for 200 gold!
by defining moment September 16, 2005
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pawned

Pawned (pahnd). v.

1. To sell an item; see Fence, Sell, Barter
2. A chess move, where one player's pawn takes an opponent's king.
3. To triumph over an opponent or opponents, similar to def. 2; see Owned, Pwned(slang).
Ex. 1: Harvey pawned his tv set to buy food. How sad.

Ex. 2 & 3: I did it! I pawned you!
by Eric Janklow, Ph.D. December 28, 2005
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pawned

Pawned or pawn is selling jewelry, electronics etc. for money; usually for drugs.
The dopehead pawned in her parents wedding rings.
by h wReCa Zz September 16, 2005
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reverse wraparound painted seagull twist

A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.
Hey Bill!

Yeah Bob?

I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.
by Peter Pan's Left Nut October 14, 2008
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