A Mexican-American Mixed Martial Artist, once feared by many 10 years ago, but now he is a joke. He is ridiculed for his unusually large head (he looks like a thumb with a face painted on), speech impediment that results in him stumbling over is own words as a result of trying to speak numerous sentences in one breath and the fact that he's married to a syphilitic ex-porn star Jenna Jameson.
Claims to be "The People's Champion", yet no body gives a shit about him, and usually laugh insanely hard when he makes excuses for losing, which has become his trademark. Perhaps his most memorable excuse was that he "had a cracked skull" despite hyping that he had never felt so fit and healthy in his entire life.
Tito Ortiz is a terrible human being; he's depriving useful people of much needed oxygen and may possibly be a closet homosexual. He has a tendency to claim other men are his "bitches" but it's unsure if there is a gimp mask or a rubber ball-gag involved. There probably is.
In the midst of his downward spiral from MMA superstar to joke, he was scheduled to fight his employer, walking mouth, Dana White. Ortiz backed out 2 days before the fight when he realised he'd suffer yet ANOTHER humiliating lose, to a fight promoter instead of professional fighter this time. He also feared he'd be beaten to death because of Dana White's intense hatred of him.
Also, Tito had a few turd-like qualities.
Claims to be "The People's Champion", yet no body gives a shit about him, and usually laugh insanely hard when he makes excuses for losing, which has become his trademark. Perhaps his most memorable excuse was that he "had a cracked skull" despite hyping that he had never felt so fit and healthy in his entire life.
Tito Ortiz is a terrible human being; he's depriving useful people of much needed oxygen and may possibly be a closet homosexual. He has a tendency to claim other men are his "bitches" but it's unsure if there is a gimp mask or a rubber ball-gag involved. There probably is.
In the midst of his downward spiral from MMA superstar to joke, he was scheduled to fight his employer, walking mouth, Dana White. Ortiz backed out 2 days before the fight when he realised he'd suffer yet ANOTHER humiliating lose, to a fight promoter instead of professional fighter this time. He also feared he'd be beaten to death because of Dana White's intense hatred of him.
Also, Tito had a few turd-like qualities.
1) Dana White: Tito Ortiz is MY bitch.
Tito Ortiz: Yes sir, please don't hit me, sir.
2) Dana White: I took a wicked dump this morning, it looked like Tito Ortiz.
Lorenzo Fertitta: I hope you flushed, buddy.
Dana White: I did, and just like the real Tito Ortiz, the piece of shit just wouldn't go away.
Tito Ortiz: Yes sir, please don't hit me, sir.
2) Dana White: I took a wicked dump this morning, it looked like Tito Ortiz.
Lorenzo Fertitta: I hope you flushed, buddy.
Dana White: I did, and just like the real Tito Ortiz, the piece of shit just wouldn't go away.
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named for the famed elevator company- otis.
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I walked into the elevator by myself- but had to leave- some punk had left the worst otis bomb I have ever smelled.
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Intimate: Describes the personal connection established with the closeness and safety of the Intiverse Optisnuggle.
Converse: Alludes to the contrast between the positioning of the I.O and the generic hug.
Convex/Concave: Highlights the structure of the I.O.: two 'C's together forming the 'S' shape made by both the upper and lower body
Reverse: When one party is 'reversed' against the other/s.
Optimum: The ultimate type of hug.
Optimistic: The positive vibes released from the I.O.
Opium: The surreal feeling induced by the I.O.
Snuggle:an affectionate breed of 'hug'.
Note: This term is able to be manipulated to accomodate for the number of participants involved in the spooning.
ie) 3= Triverse Optisnuggle
4= Quatriverse Optisnuggle
5= Quinverse Optisnuggle
8= Octiverse Optisnuggle
9= Nonaverse Optisnuggle
10= Decaverse Optisnuggle
11= Universe Optisnuggle (derived from the italian
word for eleven, undici)
11+= Universe Optisnuggle (here the word 'universe'
is used more literally to indicate the infinite number of participants, otherwise known as a 'spooning orgy')
Note: Beyond 2 participants, the prefix 'inti' is appropriately lost to signify the loss of intimacy. When the snuggle is not intimate, and used more as a source of pleasure, the term 'Pleasurverse Optisnuggle' can be appropriately applied to reinforce the absence of intimacy.
Note: For those singles bitterly disappointed at the lack of terminology for a one person Intiverse Optisnuggle, ALAS! The 'Pintiverse Optisnuggle' (intimacy with a pillow)
Intimate: Describes the personal connection established with the closeness and safety of the Intiverse Optisnuggle.
Converse: Alludes to the contrast between the positioning of the I.O and the generic hug.
Convex/Concave: Highlights the structure of the I.O.: two 'C's together forming the 'S' shape made by both the upper and lower body
Reverse: When one party is 'reversed' against the other/s.
Optimum: The ultimate type of hug.
Optimistic: The positive vibes released from the I.O.
Opium: The surreal feeling induced by the I.O.
Snuggle:an affectionate breed of 'hug'.
Note: This term is able to be manipulated to accomodate for the number of participants involved in the spooning.
ie) 3= Triverse Optisnuggle
4= Quatriverse Optisnuggle
5= Quinverse Optisnuggle
8= Octiverse Optisnuggle
9= Nonaverse Optisnuggle
10= Decaverse Optisnuggle
11= Universe Optisnuggle (derived from the italian
word for eleven, undici)
11+= Universe Optisnuggle (here the word 'universe'
is used more literally to indicate the infinite number of participants, otherwise known as a 'spooning orgy')
Note: Beyond 2 participants, the prefix 'inti' is appropriately lost to signify the loss of intimacy. When the snuggle is not intimate, and used more as a source of pleasure, the term 'Pleasurverse Optisnuggle' can be appropriately applied to reinforce the absence of intimacy.
Note: For those singles bitterly disappointed at the lack of terminology for a one person Intiverse Optisnuggle, ALAS! The 'Pintiverse Optisnuggle' (intimacy with a pillow)
Intiverse Optisnuggle
Person 1:"Would you care to partake in some Intiverse Optisnuggling with me or are you content to continue Pintiversely Optisnuggling?"
Person 2:"I was more in the more in the mood for a Universe Optisnuggle"
Person 1:"I dig"
Person 1:"Would you care to partake in some Intiverse Optisnuggling with me or are you content to continue Pintiversely Optisnuggling?"
Person 2:"I was more in the more in the mood for a Universe Optisnuggle"
Person 1:"I dig"
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Cuddy: House, I am scared that I'll die, everyone is telling me that you won't visit me but I know you will, I have faith in you.
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at the hospital*
People: Told you so
Cuddy: No, you're wrong, he'll come around someday
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at hospital yet she keeps on waiting*
People: I admire your optimism Cuddy, but you know its blind optism, don't you?
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at the hospital*
People: Told you so
Cuddy: No, you're wrong, he'll come around someday
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at hospital yet she keeps on waiting*
People: I admire your optimism Cuddy, but you know its blind optism, don't you?
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Full of kids that talk about fighting all day buy get into about one fight every two years, everyone here never seems to have money or pot and even when you get it it's about the only place in america where people will take your money and give you nothing back the reason for this is the fact that the kids buying bud usually have more money to spare from their flowing allowances they get from their parents that are too busy working at a job 20 miles away that they don't realize their child is a stoner
Full of kids that talk about fighting all day buy get into about one fight every two years, everyone here never seems to have money or pot and even when you get it it's about the only place in america where people will take your money and give you nothing back the reason for this is the fact that the kids buying bud usually have more money to spare from their flowing allowances they get from their parents that are too busy working at a job 20 miles away that they don't realize their child is a stoner
Me: damn how fuckin hard is it to get good weed around here
Friend: this is fucking orting there's no such thing as good bud
Me: yeah fuck this town
Friend: this is fucking orting there's no such thing as good bud
Me: yeah fuck this town
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