Alabama hood Ornament

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.
To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament
by May 08, 2021
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Freezer Ornament

Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.
A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."
by Schmerdtz November 08, 2021
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Lawn Ornament

A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.

This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.

Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
by Always Obsessing July 23, 2024
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yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.
"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"
by holyvulpes December 20, 2017
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anal ornament

Is a dingle-berry hanging from the longest pube in the anal area.
Today as I was doing my daily hemorrhoid check I came across a dangling anal ornament.
by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014
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ORNAMENTALS

Purely decorative male testicals after a vasectomy.
I knew I couldn't get pregnant because he only had ornamentals.
by Lady999999 April 01, 2021
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Ornament Exchange

The act of giving and receiving round balls around the holidays, mostly in a super secretive way almost similar to secret santa... But the present is much better ;)
Gina texted tim to see if he wanted to do an ornament exchange tonight.

Tim said he'd love to do an ornament exchange.
by NieSonDen December 07, 2017
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