life ornament

One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used

Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house

She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check

by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016

trunk ornament

A Body Piercing or multiple body piercings located in the area one might usually find a Tramp Stamp.

aka Boot Ornament

"Damn girl, that's no tramp stamp. That's a full blown Trunk Ornament!"

by Pseudonomicon June 11, 2016

Hood ornament

A bottle of henessy glued to the hood of a ghetto car

Hurry up and kill da henny , im gonna give that impala a hood ornament

by Smartestdumbguy December 26, 2016

tournament ornament

Da shiny trophy dat da players on both teams hope to take home after da end-of-season "big game".

Lots of inexpensive sports-trophies are available on eBay, so conceivably you could still have a tournament ornament to display on yer bookcase even if your team didn't actually win.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023

Freezer Ornament

Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.

A: "Are those soy sausage Pierogis too dried out to eat?"
B: "Yep, they're freezer ornaments."

by Schmerdtz November 7, 2021

Hood Ornament

A common phrase for clitoral piercings.

The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.

by Dragonslayerr12 October 12, 2021

boob ornament

Infant

Your boob ornament is crying again.

by SA@M October 22, 2022