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Orangutan Titties

A disease that predominantly effects women. Characteristics of the ailment are generally defined by a cross-eyed or wall-eyed alignment of the nipples. IE the nipple on the left breast looks down and to the left while the nipple on the right looks up and to the right. Most common causes of the disease are over lactation and Mexican performed breast augmentations. The disease can also be found in heavier set me who suffer from either “Bitch Tits” or “Manboobs”
She used to have a great rack but her kids sucked those sweater puppies into Orangutan Titties.
by gbv.3.0 December 14, 2011
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orangutan chocolate

The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.

Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.
Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.
by Incarsonator January 16, 2014
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Orangutan job

When ones partner shits in there hand and proceeds to rub it on the other person while having sex.
Hey babe wanna give me the ole Orangutan job later?
by OJob Lover February 21, 2020
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orangatang tities

A disease in which your nipples turn purple and saggy and eventualy fall off
What is it doctor?You have orangatang tities.
by Lucas the 3rd April 21, 2007
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Orangutaning

The act of using your own feet to rub one out when your hands are preoccupied with something or someone else.
Damn I got a stick shift, but I broke both my hands doing an Arabian Mudslide the other day, guess I am Orangutaning it tonight.
by RTWaitress September 1, 2006
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Oral Orangutan

A girl that likes to be acrobatic when she gives out sluttino blow jobs.
Sunset Thomas is an oral orangutan because of the ridiculous positions she gives head in.
by drewhenson February 14, 2008
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orangutan tits

n. A girl whos tits look like fleshy pantyhose with tangerines in them, that hang at least to her belly button
Britney has some nasty orangutan tits, that you have to swing out of the way for vaginal insertion
by Christopher A. Jackson December 12, 2006
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