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Find girlfriend online

Modern way of getting laid if you are shy, lazy,fat,ugly or busy. All you do is go to some dating website and send 'do you wanna get laid' message to every girl on that website.
Guy 1: "Let's go to the club and get some chicks"
Guy 2: "I am so lazy, let's just try to find girlfriend online so that I don't have to leave my basemet"
Guy 1: " So what was that that dating website url"
Guy 2: " idk try findgirlfriendonline.com "
by Jessy2134 June 21, 2010
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An MMORPG by Disney that gets boring if you don't get Unlimited Access by the time you reach Notoriety level 11, max out your Cutlass and Pistol levels, and buy the level 5 upgrades for both of those weapons, UNLESS you enjoy Sailing and Cannoneering. Also known as POTCO or Potco.
Guy 1: Do you play Pirates of the caribbean online?
Guy 2: Yes I do.
by a;wdlkfj February 14, 2008
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GTA Online

The online part of Grand Theft Auto V. It used to be a fun game, but it has become a nightmare nowadays.
GTA Online used to be fun, but now it's full of griefers, tryhards, screaming kids, Oppresor MK2s and overpriced currency. Rockstar has lost their magic.
by Some guy on UD May 20, 2021
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GTA Online

Aside from being the buggiest piece of shit anticipated for a year, a fun online feature of the game Grand Theft Auto V.
Person 1: Hey you want to play some GTA Online?

Person 2: Sorry, nope, I can't connect to the FUCKING servers.
by zeestie October 6, 2013
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Online Hosting Network

A network connection to a gaming server characterized by drag that may interfere with gaming performance.
People claim that the drag from the Online Hosting Network is noticeable enough to interfere with game play, but I do not agree. I can't tell the difference between playing on an OHN and a LHN.
by Jack K. White July 27, 2010
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Onlineaphobes

People that feel and think everyone they meet online is out to get them, and/or are things and people there not, and believe there out to get them, even knowing they could be talking to a real actual person or not, and believe in things that are not true.
John: My name is John doe and I live in the same town as you.

Sara: But I never met you before, and believe you to be an old man or something despite that you have pictures, and all other personal information showing your not, but I still think your not who you claim to be.

John: But you sound like one those Onlineaphobes, clearly you see I'm not some 40 year old guy I'm 18!
by zane2012 October 7, 2010
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Online Shopping

Going to the sites of your favourite stores and buying things you want, or just browsing to see what you could buy next time you visit said store.
I was online shopping for some manga and band merch.
by HoboMaddy March 27, 2015
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