obesient

complying with or submissive to obesity; obedient to one's over-consumption of food

En route to work, the man attempted to drive past McDonald's. Sadly, he was too obesient to the ways of fatness, and pulled into the drive-thru.

by Guinnesaurus Rex October 16, 2010

disgracing oneself

v. to acknowledge the shame of masturbation by crying during or afterwards

Jody found Jacob curled up in a ball in the corner of the shower with what could have only been tears on his face, big sticky white tears, and thought,"He must have been disgracing hisself," and giggled.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

To Matt Oneself

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.

'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'
'Dude'

by Niaboc September 8, 2004

onepiecetard

A person who watches the best anime in the world and only takes W, he has never token a L in his life

Look at this onepiecetard

by anonymous March 21, 2021

Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

OneSidedPrism

Writes journals on the internet to stay in touch with his womanly side

Oh you're such a OneSidedPrism

by ThwapJon February 28, 2004

onesteppin

someone who is exzagerating

your onesteppin you mate

by phil box January 6, 2009