Person 1: hey have you seen the product the long tong?
Person 2: no is it good? Will it help me?
Person 1: you bet it will!!
(Can you let my family go now?
Person 2: no is it good? Will it help me?
Person 1: you bet it will!!
(Can you let my family go now?
by sjadjhfdb August 25, 2021
James wasn’t able to pick up the lettuce for his taco with the regular tongs, so he used his flesh tongs.
by Wtrsthegreat November 14, 2018
a phrase that is used when someone is exerting their full effort at a given activity, usually of a sexual nature.
i walked into jethro's room last night and he was going 'hammer and tongs' on some bush pig he picked up.
i came home early from work yesterday only to find my flatmate going 'hammer and tongs' on himself in the living room.
i came home early from work yesterday only to find my flatmate going 'hammer and tongs' on himself in the living room.
by cam_theman December 21, 2006
by Deexii September 21, 2010
by Lostantenna March 14, 2009
A plain old massive cock, johnson, penis, tallywhacker, wang, dick, willie, pink torpedo, schlong and/or twig and berries.
We're talking huge here.
We're talking huge here.
Dude 1: "Ouch, what happened to your head?"
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."
by Everybody's Homefry June 11, 2008
Pang Tong was a historical figure in the Three Kingdoms Period (189 - 265 AD) of Chinese History. He was nicknamed "Young Phoenix". A very strageticly gifted person, he was turned down advisory posts because he was very ugly. He eventually came to serve under Liu Bei.
by chriscollado October 06, 2003