register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon

One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states

by anonymous June 26, 2023

the register

A fictional register that has unlimited storage and eventually turns into a black whole and consumes everything around it. Can be used to describe things that stop working, disappear or go out of bounds

You're going to the register bro.

by zackrain November 17, 2020

Regist-er-ation

A southern dialect for the common word, registration.

Regist-ER-ation

(police officer) I see that you were speeding sir, may I please have your license and registration?

(speeder) I certainly do have a license dear officer, but as you can clearly see it was so goddam hot outside, that my regist-ER-ation caught fire while resting in the dashboard.

by C2A8Z December 2, 2010

Register Princess

A convenience store work who complains about work but never leaves the register

Worker 1: bro eryka has been talking mad shit about how you do nothing
Worker 2: on everything that bitch is a register princess

by Ch0ccyM1lk September 26, 2022

registered bottom

A bottom who's first time happened with them bottoming

1) Did you hear that Rachel registered her bottom? Apparently the neighbors heard her bottom's moans.

2) Yeah, he is a registered bottom, he may not be straight out of the factory, but you are sure to get a good ride!

by agermanbottom >//< July 25, 2024

taylor register

The weirdest person I have ever met. But pretty cool. Soccer player. But totally not a PLAYER.

Woah, who is that the soccer player, um.... what’s her name again?
It’s Taylor Register.
But its fine, she’s not a player.

by TTHE COOL GUY September 21, 2017

Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.

My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.

by TheAllKnowingMrD May 10, 2018