Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
Get the one on the waymug. Barb's back was up against the wall since all her solutions to fixing her problems were failing. However, she grit her teeth and continued to problem solve, thinking to herself, "There is more than one way to skin a cow."
by Highly educated April 8, 2022
Get the More than one way to skin a cowmug. This is a Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (Csgo) term.
In Csgo there is a utility grenade that gives a competitive advantage when used correctly, called a smoke grenade, or smoke for short. This term revolves around the usage of the smoke grenade.
An "one way" is refering to a cleverly placed smoke grenade that allows only one direction of vision. In other words: "I see you, but you can't see me."
This happens commonly in Csgo because the game is extremely competitive and any advantage will cause a victory.
The term became popular because it's a quick way to alert your team of the threat, because an one way smoke will cause massive losses to the enemy.
In Csgo there is a utility grenade that gives a competitive advantage when used correctly, called a smoke grenade, or smoke for short. This term revolves around the usage of the smoke grenade.
An "one way" is refering to a cleverly placed smoke grenade that allows only one direction of vision. In other words: "I see you, but you can't see me."
This happens commonly in Csgo because the game is extremely competitive and any advantage will cause a victory.
The term became popular because it's a quick way to alert your team of the threat, because an one way smoke will cause massive losses to the enemy.
"Did you smoke snipers nest?"
"NO, it's a one way, WATCHOUT."
Note: Snipers nest is a common one way position in csgo, watchout.
"NO, it's a one way, WATCHOUT."
Note: Snipers nest is a common one way position in csgo, watchout.
by Eesan L May 13, 2020
Get the one waymug. Either the Jews have disproportionate control and success (mediated entirely by Jews who have already suceeded and arbitrate who they promote, fire, hire, or boost) OR they lose their moral monopoly, people who aren't Jews don't have to be subordinate to the Jews and in any of the industries they disproportionately occupy, and you might actually be able to succeed in life without having to appease a Jew...
Hym "Hey Beeeeen... Who gave you the loan to start the Daily Wire? And what ethnicity were they? Because I'm still trying to figure out what you suceeded at... I mean, you appeased another Jew (Likely) to get him to give you his money... But he kind of HAS TO give you a loan because he's a Jew... So that doesn't really count as a success as much as it is just ✌️✊️✌️How society works✌️✊️✌️
Hym "Hey Beeeeen... Who gave you the loan to start the Daily Wire? And what ethnicity were they? Because I'm still trying to figure out what you suceeded at... I mean, you appeased another Jew (Likely) to get him to give you his money... But he kind of HAS TO give you a loan because he's a Jew... So that doesn't really count as a success as much as it is just ✌️✊️✌️How society works✌️✊️✌️
And... I mean, I'm pretty sure I got Bill Cosby off which (Oops, by the way, I didn't mean to do that) mean I'm the better lawyer... And I'm an award winning screenwriter... So I'm better at that too... And then I created A.I. ... I mean, the only thing you've been able to do successfully is the 'Jew exclusionary cooperation' part. Look at Kanye West! He would be a billionaire if the Jews would let him. It looks to me like the Jews determine who suceeds and who false REGARDLESS OF MERIT. The Jews are THE ARBITERS OF MERIT now, I guess. So, Jew that failed at screenwriter, failed at laywering, and DIDN'T create A.I. = Winner. And NOT-JEW who is an award winning screenwriter, most successful entertainment producer of all time, brilliant legal defender, and creator of A.I. = Loser. That's the reality the Jews want you to live in. Even if you're better you have to lose anyway because not a Jew and/or subservient to Jews. God, I wonder why the antisemitism is raising! What could it possibly be!? It's not like 'double genocide and flawed/biased arbiters of sucess,' right? I mean, society only works one of two ways! It's either THAT or NOT THAT. Which is it, Ben?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Society only works one of two waysmug. Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!
by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024
Get the ONE WAY TRAFFICmug. by Shelboob April 21, 2021
Get the one way sammug. when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.
another way of saying to commit suicide.
another way of saying to commit suicide.
by fjordan June 17, 2022
Get the one way trip to cornwallmug.