Lindsey Lohan

A dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. She was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. A theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn't want help.

Lindsey Lohan: a little ex-celeb that can't make a good movie worth her life.

by notlying2ya March 01, 2011

Lindsey Lohan

a nasty little ho bag that goes out with men 5 times her age.

like bruce willis and that guy from "that 70's show"

by xxjustafacexx March 13, 2005

lindsay lohan

ugly stupid bitch that can't sing or do anything else except have breast enlargements

that girl is such a lindsay lohan....urgh...

by lindsay hater April 15, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

(n) Alcoholic beverage.

A red-headed slut with a splash of coke.

- 1 part peach schnapps
- 1 part Jagermeister
- 1/2 part cranberry juice
- 1/2 part Cola

Patron: Let me get a Lindsay Lohan.
Bartender: Yeah right...
Patron: Its a red-headed slut with a splash of coke.

by dcbarlove January 12, 2009

lindsay lohan

A young woman who very much resembles a 90 year old and has let herself get sucked into the media along with everyone else.

Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my great grandmother.

by seth_cohen_fan January 13, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

1) Talented actress who used to be fucking hot, before she started sniffing cocaine, drinking massive amounts of alcohol and becoming anorexic.

2) Cocaine.

1)

- Guy #1: Hey dude, I know it sounds fucking gay but did you see "Mean Girls"?

- Guy #2: Yeah bro! Lindsay Lohan was too fucking hot in that movie man.

2) Hey I got some of that Lindsay Lohan, a kilo to be exact.

by BadassDude May 28, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

BiG ASS TITTIES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!

i played with her lindsay's all night.

by Rehab is 4 quitters March 05, 2005