omwtfyg

On my way to fuck your grandma/grandpa

Billy: Why are you going to the nursing home?

Me: I'm OMWTFYG

by Omwtfyg June 14, 2018

omwb

on my worst behavior

* texting conversation*
josh: hey are you ready to party hard tonight
zack : hell ya!! im gonna be omwb

josh: fuck ya man

by Ginger God February 16, 2014

omw2fyb

On My Way To Fly Your Bird

Joe: man i love flying piper archer N23FT
Me: Well too bad im taking it out this week on a trip. gonna join the million mile high club.
Joe: you cant, i always fly that!
Me: well im omw2fyb

by CaptianJERIKO July 31, 2015

omwami shindeiru

When u noscope a NOOB on CALL OF DUTEY ADVANCED WARFARE IN STORES NOW

Me: omwami shindeiru reeeeeeeeee
Noob:NaNI!!!
Noob:dies
Me: Haha Get REKT scrub

by LilDickyboiGang February 17, 2018

omww

1) short version of "oh my willy wonka"
2)usually used by mello fangirls

lilly: omww, i fuckin love mello!!11!

alice: WE KNOW ALREADY! FOR WONKAS SAKE!

by mrs.keehl-sama_mellobemine January 25, 2009

Omwoyo

A guy who is cool chilled and awesome.He is creative and has a great sense of humour. He's hillarious and open normally. He earns trust very easily and normally knows how to keep it. He's someone everyone would want for a friend.

Do not just be cool be Omwoyo.

by Skrrr skrrr December 23, 2017

OMWTFYBIMJ

On my way to fuck your bitch in my Jeep

Dude 1: yo, you drive a jeep?!
Dude 2: yeah, omwtfybimj
Dude 1: damn.

by green road July 17, 2018