omg

used by eternally adolescent drama queens to exclaim about anything and everything they see, do or hear

'like i was totes like omg and we at this party and i was like o..m....g.....!!! then she phoned me and said he was banged up for the night and i was like OMG lets have a selfie ..totes this is literally me .. selfie'

passer by..

'kills himself'... like, literally'

by tom healey August 31, 2016

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object management group
A group including IBM, Apple and Sun Microsystem to create a cross-compatible distributed object standard. Later it simply stood for Oh My God.

Person 1: My parents work for IBM who is part of OMG.
Person 2: ?????

by V C September 02, 2005

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The abbreviation for the genetic disease "Oversized Male Genitals", in which the genitals are both very long and very thick (commonly mistaken for "Oh my God!").

OMG sufferer: Dad I have something to tell you.
Father: OMG! You're gay!
OMG sufferer: No Dad... I have an OMG.
Father: I knew that you would get that from me.

by IGotaOMG September 07, 2009

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Means Oh My God usually used on chats and ond the internet

OMG! I don't belive it

by ablazehustla February 04, 2010

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OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

When you break into someones house and they come home and you don't know what to say. Just say OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Then repeat it. Then all is good and you might even have a girlfriend/boyfriend because your so cool.

Person: "AYE WHAT YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?!"
You: "OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!"

by POTATOES ARE ✨QUEEN✨ April 18, 2021

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