the bottle opener

In the doggy style position ...when a woman yells at you during the act of sex that you are a pussy and that is all you got!!!! You proceed to take a unopened beer(corona works the best) jam in in her ass, slam it down and rotate it clockwise. Step back, grab you clothes and give her the PEACE sign after you tap you chest and say PEACe OUT. you leave her trembling there naked on all fours trying to get it out. When she does the beer will opened for her enjoyment

After she yelled at Tony to be a man during sex, Tony proceeded to use the bottle opener and left for the night

by jimbocoles56 December 24, 2008

ovener

A term used by people on the Isle of Wight to describe people from the British mainland.

"Fuck off you ovener! We want to keep our inbreeding pure here on the Isle of Wight. Get back to the mainland with your fancy electricity."

by Meh, I don't care about names April 22, 2018

Pack Opener

someone who similarly to 2K will open packs to become good at the game. So essentially a Pack Opener is someone who is terrible when they first start an activity, but their skill increases with time and or money

Justin is such a pack opener. He’s so terrible at everything he tries to do.

by PackOpenerUltraLord June 17, 2018

rusty can opener

An old man (AARP status) has sex with a virgin.

I experience nausea, when I think about someone being a rusty can opener.

by Tree hugger July 29, 2017

Can Opener

a fart that takes the cake.

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?

by J. Michael Reiter August 5, 2004

owened

A delicate mix of owned and Owen Wilson, one can call it out when they commit Wilson level ownage on a noob.

(Player 1 kills Player 2)
Player 1: Owened!
Player 2: *cries*
Player 1: Wilson!

by Nick C-L May 31, 2007

owened

To express a foolish act that had double the pointlessness of being 'owned'. Where owned typically relays a feeling of rejection, owened portrays 'ownage' by one self.

<Dude A> stfu or ill ban u
<Dude B> lol without ops?
<Bystander> owen'd, LOL.

"I thought the wiring diagram was wrong and shocked myself in the process. Still cannot feel my arm."
'Owened HAH'

by bob elenothar July 29, 2008