brothers off day

Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.

A: You bro not?

B: Haha can't use that bro. It's brothers off day

by Barbrown February 13, 2019

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019

National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!

by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020

'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022

National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.

It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!

by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up

“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day

by kfc tenders November 12, 2020

National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo

Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?

by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020