October 23

National stab a midget day

It's October 23! Time to stab my midget friend with my pencil!!

by Yoinkers2190 October 23, 2019

October 23

National Do it day. Find a special person and just do it !

Me: Hey man i don't have anyone for October 23.

Jim: i got you

by Softboy05 October 22, 2019

October 23

national no kiss day

no kissing your significant other or you mom dad COUSIN or grandparents

cousin: come here 😉
"we can't it's October 23"
cousin: damn

by whereswaldo44 October 22, 2019

October 23

National have premarital sex whenever your boyfriend wants day

Boyfriend: it’s sex time
You: no, don’t feel like it

Boyfriend: but it’s October 23
You: ugh, fine I guess so

by 69NiggaNigga69 October 22, 2019

October 23

Worst Day Ever. On this day Mila Kunis attempted suicide, George Washington lost his first battle with the british, and this is the day that Alcoholism was presented as a disorder.

You born on October 23? Yea. Worst Day Ever.

by Orggee12 April 8, 2017

October 23

October 23 is national funky chicken day. You can do a funky chicken dance without people making fun of you. Making fun of funky chicken dancing on funky chicken day is illegal and can result in a life sentence to jail.

“Bro, that dudes dancing so weirdly, it’s like he’s funky chicken dancing”

*funky chicken dancer hears*

Police: “I’m afraid that’s a life sentence my dude”

*funky chicken dancer just keeps dancing*

October 23 is the day my dudes

by BohemianRapCity October 22, 2019

October 23

Give Wesley head day. You must give all human males names Wesley head on this day.

Hey it’s October 23. Give Wesley head

by Danny Glover XD October 16, 2019