October 23

October 23 is national funky chicken day. You can do a funky chicken dance without people making fun of you. Making fun of funky chicken dancing on funky chicken day is illegal and can result in a life sentence to jail.
“Bro, that dudes dancing so weirdly, it’s like he’s funky chicken dancing”

*funky chicken dancer hears*

Police: “I’m afraid that’s a life sentence my dude

*funky chicken dancer just keeps dancing*

October 23 is the day my dudes
by BohemianRapCity October 22, 2019
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October 34

Stop it.

Get some help.
Bruh this don’t even exist.
Daddy pig: ItS ocToBEr 34 mA DuDEs
Peppa pig: Daddy, you need help
Mummy pig: ItS ocToBEr 35 mA DuDEs
Peppa pig: *dials 999*
by BohemianRapCity October 22, 2019
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