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Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgender. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
by CaptainScorpio January 2, 2008
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Occam's shit stick

Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.
Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.
by cosmicaug October 7, 2009
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occasional lesbian

A female who is heterosexual, yet sometimes crave for another woman.
Did you know that Kreayshawn is an occasional lesbian.
by Black Manta 12 April 22, 2014
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occasional christian

One who only goes to church sporadically, normally for special occasions.
John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian
by Butt Hertz September 6, 2017
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occasionaldrinker

A insightful and often misunderstood user on Reddit who often posts well thought out critiques about professional wrestling on subreddits such as Wreddit and the WWE sub. He is frequently slandered as a troll by smarks who are upset he doesn’t share their exact opinions about professional wrestling. It’s earned him the nickname “The salt of Wreddit”.
Therocksays2020: “Occasionaldrinker is such a brilliant poster I’m jealous of his brilliant articulation of the pro wrestling industry”

Dpsnacks: “ Yes but let’s keep calling him a troll because we need to distract that we offer nothing of value to the comment section”.
by MJF’s limo driver August 2, 2022
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special occasion top

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.
"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"
by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018
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not dressed for the occasion

This is a phrase I heard in the film "Bridget Jones's baby" meaning… A man who isn't using a condom during sex, preferably with a one-night stand. therefore he's not doing his part taking the necessary precautions one should in a temporary sexual relationship.
I made my girlfriend pregnant, I guess I was "not dressed for the occasion"
by Little_puppet March 7, 2017
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