captain obvious

Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.

Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool

captain obvious by Cloud July 20, 2004

boviously 

Something so obvious even a bovine could understand.

White Girl: "Dwayne Johnson is a sexy bitch."
White Guy: "I don't know about that but he's a badass for sure."
Token Minority: "Boviously."

boviously by tyrannius September 24, 2010

obviouslyclaire

A person who makes funny/relatable one direction tiktok videos

OMG DID YOU SEE obviouslyclaire’s NEW VIDEO?

OMG YESS IT WAS SO FUNNY

obviouslyclaire by Kpopfan444 December 24, 2020

obviousism  

When something is right in front of you and you can't see it.

obviousism is when you’re looking in your pantry or refrigerator for a particular food item and can't find it, then some else comes over and points to it and it was really -- right in front of you because just experienced an obviousism.

obviousism by word amplifier April 7, 2009

Obvipussy 

When It's so obvious that you are getting the pussy

Yeah man she wants it, it's obvipussy

Obvipussy by thewolf_ February 14, 2020

Facebook obvious 

When something is not said but known to be true via FB

What happened to you and your dude? Y'all broke up?

We haven't told anyone. How did you know?

It was Facebook obvious

Facebook obvious by E-wheezy-F-Baby July 20, 2017

bleeding obvious 

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.

Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.

"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.

bleeding obvious by Fafhrd November 22, 2019