Nutmare

A bad one night stand.

Oh my god Britney, that guy last night ended up being a total nutmare

by Swagwizard420 December 28, 2018

nutmare

An unpleasant wet dream.

Man, I had the worst nutmare last night.

by glowingbastard April 19, 2018

nutman

when you working it from the back and he she say's pocket squares are cool, Nut.

Norman: yeaaaaaaah, you know about that
Rim(girl): harder daddy, pocket squares are cool
Norman: uhhhhh nutman

by small dick club December 1, 2016

Nutmaid

A woman who caters to male sexual excrements.

Example 1.

Man 1: "Its cumming! wheres my Nutmaid!?!"

Third World Prostitute: *gargle gargle*...

by Kyle July 21, 2004

Nutmas

This is the act of cumming each day for 12 days during nutmas adding how many one time to each day until you reach twelve nuts a day.

As the old song goes ‘’On the first day of Nutmas I nutted once, on the second day of Nutmas i came twice........”

by Santa CAME onto town November 28, 2018

nutmaster69

There is only one true nutmaster69.

And that is George Jolliffe

riley: "yo its nutmaster69"
some emo slag: "he is a George Jolliffe"
leila: "he is so rad"

by rockscxrs May 31, 2021

No Nutmas

Similar to No Nut November, No Nut December, also known as No Nutmas, is when you abstain from nutting (including nutting from actual sex, not just masturbation) for the whole month of December. It is mainly an alternative to those who did not participate in No Nut November, and as a consequence is harder, since December has 31 days and November has 30. The payoff is more meaningful though, as your first nut will be in the new year.

Ah shit, I didn't do No Nut November, guess I gotta do No Nutmas now

by Professor_Poopy_Vagina_Face November 26, 2017