Newport is a city in south wales. It's highlights include Pill, Murder Central, Duffryn, Drug Land, Ringland, Home to teenage pregnancy, Mauland, Home to the care-home children,the shittycentre and many more. Newport has a selection of drug addicts, pregnant teenagers, benefit cheats, council estates and chavs. It is not uncommon to be approached outside newport train station by nasty infected hookers or chavs asking for cigarettes from the Pupil referral unit around the corner, full of Newport's wildest teenagers, incidentally right next to a primary school of small children. The centre hosts a fantastic greggs pasty shop and Everything-For-A-Pound Shop. Newport does not have a Poundland. If you happen to stop in newport, be sure to thoroughly cleanse yourself afterwards as there is a high risk of contracting bird flu due to the pidgins that just wont, or maybe cant, fly away from the foyer on Newports bank (Robbed 305 times since 2003) You will also find that Newport offers a complimentary mugging service to all visitors provided by the youth there. And sometimes the mothers of the youths. Because the mothers are still youths. Newport citizens enjoy weed. Most "females" in newport have no idea what their natural skin colour is due to the copious amounts of shit, or foundation smeared across their skin. Normal, good, newport citizens are rare, but can be found hiding under rocks.
Man Exiting Train Station. Something that resembles a woman approaches.
Woman-Thing: I'll fuck yer' for a pasty
Man moves on past the shop
Chav who has escaped the referral unit: OHHHHHHHH MATE. Go in't shop for us?
Newport Child: Mum pass me the spliff?
Newport Mum: Fuck off Shakira! Go mug a bitch.
Woman-Thing: I'll fuck yer' for a pasty
Man moves on past the shop
Chav who has escaped the referral unit: OHHHHHHHH MATE. Go in't shop for us?
Newport Child: Mum pass me the spliff?
Newport Mum: Fuck off Shakira! Go mug a bitch.
by eu83 March 27, 2011
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1. A person of Puerto Rican descent (both parents) not born in Puerto Rico but born in New York.
2. Newyorkrican also can refer to a first born Puerto Rican child not born in Puerto Rico but in New York.
3. Newyorkrican is a special title give to Puerto Rican's not born in Puerto Rico. This is the only title recognized in New York and Puerto Rico. Puerto Rican's born in other states are not granted this special meaning for their specific state. Only New York is recognized!
4. All other definitions seem to degrade what a Newyorkrican is into a wanna be black person. This is simply not true. Puerto Rican's are Puerto Rican's by blood not just Island status. Sounds like Puerto Rican's are a little bit jealous of Newyorkricans.
2. Newyorkrican also can refer to a first born Puerto Rican child not born in Puerto Rico but in New York.
3. Newyorkrican is a special title give to Puerto Rican's not born in Puerto Rico. This is the only title recognized in New York and Puerto Rico. Puerto Rican's born in other states are not granted this special meaning for their specific state. Only New York is recognized!
4. All other definitions seem to degrade what a Newyorkrican is into a wanna be black person. This is simply not true. Puerto Rican's are Puerto Rican's by blood not just Island status. Sounds like Puerto Rican's are a little bit jealous of Newyorkricans.
Manuel was the first born child of a Puerto Rican family that moved from Puerto Rico to New York before he was born. He is often refered as a Newyorkrican because even though his parents are both Puerto Rican, he was not born in Puerto Rico.
by Boricua Ace October 21, 2009
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Located North of Norfolk
Located North of Norfolk
by Al C November 15, 2004
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Newport smoker: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH, THROW UP...
Non Newport smoker: hey man you ok? its sounds like your sick...
Newport smoker: naw man im healthy as a horse i just got that Newport cough
Non Newport smoker: hey man you ok? its sounds like your sick...
Newport smoker: naw man im healthy as a horse i just got that Newport cough
by erik bowman April 29, 2008
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It also comes from the fact that Connecticut does not have any professional sports teams leading most fans to follow NY or MA teams instead.
It also comes from the fact that Connecticut does not have any professional sports teams leading most fans to follow NY or MA teams instead.
He claims to be a Yankees fan but he's from Newyorkachusetts so if the Red Sox win he could easily go that way too.
by Newyorkachusetts September 25, 2009
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2. where the O.C. supposedly takes place
3. a town full of yuppies and their snobby kids, where the soccer moms are more silicon than should be allowed and the dads are rich conservatives
4. a place where everything, is closed by 11
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2. where the O.C. supposedly takes place
3. a town full of yuppies and their snobby kids, where the soccer moms are more silicon than should be allowed and the dads are rich conservatives
4. a place where everything, is closed by 11
see palley for an example of a newport family
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