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netflix and kill

Going over to someone's house while they are watching Netflix and killing them
"Hey want to come over for some Netflix and kill?"
"You mean Netflix and chill?
"Nope"
(Goes to their house and kills them)
by Hun2er January 12, 2016
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Netflix and Chill

A euphemism for inviting someone over to their place to engage in sexual activity. Thus the expression, "let's Netflix and chill!" should be understood by the hearer as "let's come over to my place and fuck!" The genius of this phrase is that it gives both parties "plausible deniability" when its true meaning is prematurely exposed so no one has to lose face (the inviting party can say, "I was just talking about watching movies and hanging out" or the invited party can say, "You're talking about watching movies and hanging out, right?")
John: Hey Tammy, let's netflix and chill tonight.
Tammy: OK!
by morpheus30 November 11, 2015
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nutflex

A display of macho posturing. Most often perpetrated by an individual of the lowest testicular caliber.
"Check out that fucker with the napoleon complex working the nutflex on the bouncer....what a douche."
by Vulva Hammer September 22, 2010
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netflixistential crisis

When you binge watch five or more seasons of a TV show which is no longer on the air, and question the very foundations of your life when the series is finally over.

A deep feeling of futility and depression.
"Louise why have you been laying motionless in bed for five hours."

"I finished the final season of Desperate Housewives and now I am having a netflixistential crisis"
by ymraehtnioj May 14, 2014
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Netflix and Chink

When you and a significant other watch a show or movie on Netflix while enjoying Chinese take-out.
I would have totally Netflix and Chinked with Josh last night but he wanted pizza instead.
by Allycat56 August 11, 2016
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Ghetto Netflix

Term used to describe theft of Netflix DVDs from a neighbor or acquaintance's mailbox, with the intent of watching them yourself.
"Yo man, where do yo get yo movies?"

" I use Ghetto Netflix, dawg."
by ActionJackson98 April 24, 2009
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netflix

a disgusting movie streaming platform that supports pedophiles
joe:whats your favorite show on netflix
bob:cuties
joe:you sick fuck
by thechas3 September 29, 2020
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