bologna necktie

The act of choking your partner with your "Bologna" (Penis/Strap on)

Pedro: "Hey Jim what are you doing today"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"

by Paydrofell August 31, 2016

Serbian necktie

Method of assassination, in which the throat is slit and the victim's tongue is pulled through the cut, thus creating the impression of a grotesque cravat.

They found five Albanians in the ditch being devoured by wild dogs; each had a Serbian necktie.

by octopod February 22, 2008

columbian necktie

The act of slitting one's throat and pulling the esophagus through the opening creating.

if that guy keeps talking smack, I'm going to give him a columbian necktie for his birthday

by Max October 15, 2003

Peruvian Necktie

1.(n.)also known as a bolivian necktie. It is a form of murder most common in prisons where one uses a sharp blade such as an illegally acquired knife or razor blade to cut a "V" shape around the area of the victim where a necktie would be worn

2.(n.)In the drug world it is a form of punishment for not paid their "bill." A gasoline soaked tire(usually of a volvo) is placed around a victims neck which is then lit on fire.

1. Johnny found out that it was Stubby who notified the guards about his secret collection of assorted crude razor blades and had them confiscated. In response he gave him a Peruvian Necktie on his 35th birthday

2. Given the clients excessive and overdue tab, the drug dealer ordered his men to give a bonus peruvian necktie on the clients next shipment of yeyo

by Randy Gee August 12, 2006

Bavarian Necktie

When Partner A takes a shit on Partner B's chest starting at the lower neck going down to top of the stomach, forming a necktie shape.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bavarian Necktie.

by Killerfuzzball1 November 18, 2011

Hoosier Necktie

A ponytail worn by a man, particularly a man from Indiana or the South Side of St. Louis.

Stanky's got a nice Hoosier necktie. It almost reaches his butt.

by LarryBird July 17, 2012

bangkok necktie

Much like a pearl necklace the bangkok necktie is the application of the male semen around the neckline of the oral sex partner.

Jill: "Not another pearl necklace. I am bored with that."
Jack: "Your right Jill, I have something much better to go with that dress. Lift up your chin, and I will slip on this bangkok necktie.

by Wells River August 10, 2006