Chilean Necktie

The practice of tying a handkerchief around a lady friend's neck before ejaculating on her face. The handkerchief protects any clothing or jewelry the girl may be wearing, while still allowing the man to enjoy pornographically decorating his date's face and hair.

The name originates from the common technique of wrapping a napkin or towel around the neck of a bottle of wine to prevent liquid from dripping onto the table. The "Chilean" part refers to the delicious, yet relatively inexpensive wines of Chile, and serves the dual purpose of just sounding dirty.
That girl from the party was blowing me in the closet, and didn't want to get my load on her cocktail dress, so I whipped out a hanky and gave her a Chilean Necktie. Didn't do much for her mascara, unfortunately.
by bigsaxquatch January 20, 2011
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Serbian necktie

Method of assassination, in which the throat is slit and the victim's tongue is pulled through the cut, thus creating the impression of a grotesque cravat.
They found five Albanians in the ditch being devoured by wild dogs; each had a Serbian necktie.
by octopod February 21, 2008
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columbian necktie

The act of slitting one's throat and pulling the esophagus through the opening creating.
if that guy keeps talking smack, I'm going to give him a columbian necktie for his birthday
by Max October 15, 2003
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Peruvian Necktie

1.(n.)also known as a bolivian necktie. It is a form of murder most common in prisons where one uses a sharp blade such as an illegally acquired knife or razor blade to cut a "V" shape around the area of the victim where a necktie would be worn

2.(n.)In the drug world it is a form of punishment for not paid their "bill." A gasoline soaked tire(usually of a volvo) is placed around a victims neck which is then lit on fire.
1. Johnny found out that it was Stubby who notified the guards about his secret collection of assorted crude razor blades and had them confiscated. In response he gave him a Peruvian Necktie on his 35th birthday

2. Given the clients excessive and overdue tab, the drug dealer ordered his men to give a bonus peruvian necktie on the clients next shipment of yeyo
by Randy Gee August 12, 2006
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Bavarian Necktie

When Partner A takes a shit on Partner B's chest starting at the lower neck going down to top of the stomach, forming a necktie shape.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bavarian Necktie.
by Killerfuzzball1 June 04, 2011
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Hoosier Necktie

A ponytail worn by a man, particularly a man from Indiana or the South Side of St. Louis.
Stanky's got a nice Hoosier necktie. It almost reaches his butt.
by LarryBird July 13, 2012
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bangkok necktie

Much like a pearl necklace the bangkok necktie is the application of the male semen around the neckline of the oral sex partner.
Jill: "Not another pearl necklace. I am bored with that."
Jack: "Your right Jill, I have something much better to go with that dress. Lift up your chin, and I will slip on this bangkok necktie.
by Wells River August 10, 2006
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