nathan

a horny ass motherfucker who laughs like a seal. likes to steal, cheaper than a happy meal.
cringey af, likes to dab 24/7. tries to get everyone to touch his chest
u see that guy watching hentai in class? what a nathan
by Prexlcan November 12, 2018
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the type of guy you would find in the corner of the women's bathroom blending up his piss and shit, the offering it to you. you could also find him in the air vent eating the lint and dust off the sides with a fork. he is the type of guy that would attempt to give an angry porcupine a hug.
oh my god, he's such a nathan
by pee.pee_poo.poo February 06, 2019
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nathan is the biggest fuck boy alive he has no respect for women or male he loves to shank people on a daily bases if you know a nathan try and stay away from him
girl: hey nathan

nathan:fuck off
by masterofdick July 11, 2017
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nathan is the hottest most sexiest man in the world
hot female:whos that dude

other hot girl: oh that must be a nathan
by xo2 the real goat November 12, 2019
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annoying all the time never leaves you alone and is a tramp who doesn't wash
by wibblewobble123456789 December 18, 2018
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Nathan is someone who not only adapts easily to any situation, but has an innate ability to understand people. He can be deceptively smart, genius even, and usually knows exactly what to do. If someone is named Nathan, they will most likely be great at many things, from playing an instrument, to practicing a sport. However, he can be major procrastinator, but that doesn't mean he is untrustworthy. Sometimes, he may seem quiet and mysterious, but once he gets to know you, he will become one of the most hilarious guys you will ever meet. Overall, he is a great person to be around, and anyone lucky enough to be his beloved, will certainly have their life changed for the better.
Person 1: So I was talking to Nathan the other day, and he seemed upset about something, so I asked him what was on his mind. I don't think I'll ever look at life the same way again.
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