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Nart

Someone who is a loser, nerd, or party pooper
"You're such a nart bro, nobody will care if we bury the body
by Boykisser has your feet August 18, 2024
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Narts

An exclamation of surprise in a situation of forgetfulness and/or stupidity
"Did you read last night's article?"

"Aw narts!"
by Oof.its.faleeshuh November 9, 2017
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Narted

It’s a fart that floats up past your nuts.
This is an actual Beach conversation with my 4 year old son.

Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”

Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”

Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”

Dad - 😂😂

Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
by TheGingerBreadMan June 3, 2025
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narting

Narting is a game you play on the rooftop where you projectile shit of of the building and try to take down as many civilians as possible
Aye Bro lets do some narting off this rooftop
by FemboyPebis July 26, 2021
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Nart

A nart is when you think you had a shart, but then you check, and it's not. If you don't check, then it's not a nart. That is, if you don't confirm that it was Not a Shart, then it cannot be a Nart. It is both a verb and a noun. And is perhaps most comply used as a verb in the past tense: "narted".
I was shopping at Home Depot and pushed too hard to get a fart out and was sure I had sharted myself, so I went to the bathroom to clean up, and it turned out it was only a nart. Thank god.

OR

I narted at Home Depot the other day.

OR

I really hope that was a nart.
by PooterMcGavin1982 December 23, 2020
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Nart

Another way of saying "Darn It!"
-First Invented By Stuart Tyler
"Dude they know we stole that guys candy"
"OH NART!"
by JJBBJJ October 18, 2015
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Nart

A girl whos so fucking anoying and never shuts up and is also very fucking ugly and has a circular head
Fuck outta here Nart
Fuck you Nart
Nart your nast
by Jpdoareo April 20, 2018
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