crepe myrtle

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.

Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.

by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013

Bloody Myrtle

Noun: a Bloody Mary drink with whiskey instead of vodka.

Hey y'all, let's head over to the saloon and order a Bloody Myrtle.

by Griffonage June 3, 2017

bog myrtle

OML he said he is a bog myrtle how could he say such a thing

Why did Daniel say he is a bog myrtle OML HE IS A PLANT

by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021

Moaning Myrtle

The exceptionally irritating and creepy ghost girl from Harry Potter, who in the films was actually played by Daniel Radcliff in drag.

Moaning Myrtle is probably NOT hiding in your toilet right now but you should probably check anyway

by That-wierd-kid-down-the-street June 18, 2021

Dirty Myrtle

A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other

“ Hey babe, wanna Dirty Myrtle tonight?”
“Wtf”

by Flame crotch September 30, 2021

Moffing Myrtle

A name given to someone when they miss or mess up an action; this could be messing up a dart throw, golf swing or other similar action.

Guy 1: *playing darts* “I can’t hit my 20’s tonight…”
Guy 2: “Looks like Moffing Myrtle has entered town!”

by Nyknup September 17, 2025

Chu-papi’d at myrtle-beeswax

When you get aggressively robbed on Myrtle-Broadway area of Brooklyn, NY

Damn, homie got Chu-papi’d at Myrtle-beeswax.

by Dennessy July 10, 2023