Myrtle

A term used to describe a group a cunts that doofed at myrtle.

Origin: Swan River, Myrtle Dorm

Person 1: Are you going to the myrtle doof?
Person 2: Thats not even a question

by doofer368 September 26, 2022

Myrtle Beach 23

A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.

This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.

The equation is as follows:

Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))

Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”

Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”

by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022

Chu-papi’d at myrtle-beeswax

When you get aggressively robbed on Myrtle-Broadway area of Brooklyn, NY

Damn, homie got Chu-papi’d at Myrtle-beeswax.

by Dennessy July 10, 2023

Myrtle Beach pigs foot

it is when a female sex partner shits on a male’s penis then proceeding to give him a footjob

Me and my girl last night was getting our freak on. She gave me a Myrtle Beach Pigs Foot at the end.

by highclassontop June 26, 2025

frothable myrtles

hot chicks

Raged here one time with some frothable myrtles, but there werent many other people.

by urbansean December 1, 2009

crepe myrtle

Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.

Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.

by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013

Myrtle

Myrtle is thoughtful and caring. She’s so pretty and has the most beautiful brown eyes👁. She’s so funny and is so approachable, that’s why everyone loves and can relate to her. If you know a myrtle APPRECIATE HER!

Myrtle was moaning in the toilet

by Orangutan orange 546 November 23, 2021