Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.
Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013
Get the crepe myrtlemug. An avenue in Borough of Hillington in London next to Hatton Cross tube station. On the Northern end of the avenue, there is a grassland always being wrongly referred as Myrtle Avenue. Whenever the weather is good, there will be loads of planespotters gathering on the grassland. In this place, you can get nice pictures of aircrafts landing in 27R runway of London Heathrow. Because it is easy to find it is the most popular spotting point in London.
by wankair February 25, 2021
Get the Myrtle Avenuemug. by Cocopebblesrfun September 30, 2018
Get the Myrtlemug. by Griffonage June 3, 2017
Get the Bloody Myrtlemug. Myrtle is thoughtful and caring. She’s so pretty and has the most beautiful brown eyes👁. She’s so funny and is so approachable, that’s why everyone loves and can relate to her. If you know a myrtle APPRECIATE HER!
Myrtle was moaning in the toilet
by Orangutan orange 546 November 23, 2021
Get the Myrtlemug. by doofer368 September 26, 2022
Get the Myrtlemug. A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other
by Flame crotch September 30, 2021
Get the Dirty Myrtlemug.