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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.
Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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My Ten In Your See

If you use this pickup line on a girl from Tennessee you’re automatically going to get the vacuum suck 1200.
Hey baby, are you from Tennessee because I want to put my ten in your see.
by BlakeAL87 September 29, 2020
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put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one
"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
by goldlicker July 30, 2021
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Your my Devin to your Leslie

A deep passion between two lovers that cannot put into words the amount of love they have for each other. The need to be with one another and when they are they never want to let go, they cling to one another they are a true love story, one not made up of imagination but of moments created in reality.
Her: I love you so much
Him: how much my darling?
Her: my love, your my devin to your Leslie
by Teen_in_love January 8, 2022
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My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone
My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul
by Koksawy July 1, 2021
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