Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

My Ten In Your See

If you use this pickup line on a girl from Tennessee you’re automatically going to get the vacuum suck 1200.

Hey baby, are you from Tennessee because I want to put my ten in your see.

by BlakeAL87 September 29, 2020

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

by Koksawy July 1, 2021

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

Your my Devin to your Leslie

A deep passion between two lovers that cannot put into words the amount of love they have for each other. The need to be with one another and when they are they never want to let go, they cling to one another they are a true love story, one not made up of imagination but of moments created in reality.

Her: I love you so much
Him: how much my darling?
Her: my love, your my devin to your Leslie

by Teen_in_love January 8, 2022

Your my brother

saveing your best friend or someone u love so they can have another life

get the hell out of here and be a god dam man 'your my brother i know i know :(

by NonameNotFound March 22, 2021