Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024
Get the my neighbor has cats mug.Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021
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Get the ram it in my cat mug.me: ok im at home
my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car
me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me
me" gets run over while running down the hall
me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car
me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me
me" gets run over while running down the hall
me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
by KaydaCant February 13, 2022
Get the my cat mug.Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.
I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.
by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017
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