Skip to main content

Mizzled

Mizzled is when somebody deliberately misleads or dupes you with malicious intent. You can be "misled" by bad directions but your cheater boyfriend "mizzled" you into thinking your relationship was great when in fact he was engaged to someone else. This is an important distinction, because often you start out thinking you were misled, only to find out later, you were MIZZLED!
Laura mizzled me into thinking that Blake had a girlfriend when in fact he didn't. All because she wanted him for herself.
by Peneloppe Pittstop September 14, 2009
mugGet the Mizzled mug.

Grizzly Muzzle Loader

Essentially, it's when your bangin a girl/man from behind with a dip in (preferably grizzly wintergreen). At the discretion of the banger, take the dip out and shove it in the girl/guys anus. Next shove your dick in the ass, thus muzzle loading. If done correctly, the bangee should receive a buzz via the inferior rectal branch of the pudendal artery.
Wow Michael, I'm literally buzzing my ass off! That was so much better than last time you gave me the Grizzly Muzzle loader!
by J Cobb December 13, 2010
mugGet the Grizzly Muzzle Loader mug.

muzzlehatch

Oh my god, Eric is so muzzlehatch
by Conkey December 31, 2007
mugGet the muzzlehatch mug.

the muzzle loader

Ok once you are fucking a girl from behind stop, pull out, pop a copenhegen out of your mouth, place it on the rim of her ass and........load the muzzle!
The girl was ready and willing so, I gave her the muzzle loader.
by scott ak October 14, 2006
mugGet the the muzzle loader mug.

muzzlepooch

the cheeks on a kittys face.
that kitten has a cute muzzlepooch.
by crim5onredd September 24, 2007
mugGet the muzzlepooch mug.

muzzle music

I enjoyed some muzzle music at the shooting range today.
by scotte11053 January 16, 2011
mugGet the muzzle music mug.

Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.
"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"
by Yiff-center June 19, 2018
mugGet the Muzzle Fucker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email