Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.

1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

metaphorical child

A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.

Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.

by Random quirks March 23, 2016

Metaphorz

I LIKE TURTLES

Resplendid: Hey guys Have you seen Metaphorz?
Bob: Yea he said this to me: "I LIKE TURTLES :D"
Gage: HE SAID THAT TO ME TOO LMAO

by gage7252002 June 22, 2016

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018

Muddaphor

Something that looks to have a darker meaning, but is really innocent.

That lamp shade looks Muddaphorically like the bottom of a woman's bikini

by Muddaphorkingmark March 2, 2020

methaphor

An extremely stupid and misleading metaphor (often political) that, instead of helping explain an idea or make a viable comparison, misleads the listener to the point that the listener is rendered less intelligent.

Asserting that following election rules is exactly what the NAZIs did in the 1930s is an example of a methaphor

by Smedley Rhyse-Frockmorton November 6, 2020

Metaphorception

To create a metaphor within the structure of another metaphor.

P- "changing phone is like moving house"
G -"better give me your number before you lose it in all those moving boxes"
P - "you'll have to work to get it, here help me with those boxes"
G - "next thing you know I'll be your handyman"
P - "you're digging yourself a hole"
G - "throw me that shovel I want to go deeper"
P - "might as well get a digger while you're at it"

Metaphorception is the creation of a metaphor within another metaphor.

by Oakgee December 2, 2020