murdle up

to get into a car and leave a certain place

"yo you tryin to murdle up real quick to go get butts"

by c force April 2, 2007

Baghdad Muffler

Have your chick lay on her back, straddle her face spread out your ballsac while covering her mouth and nose. When she tries to breath, the air escaping her mouth shall make a muffled sound as it escapes the seal of your nutsac. This move was born on 11/15/2012 by JCassady in Baghdad, Florida. Named with the help of B. Cobb, and M Spratt on 11/16/2012. Also perfected by Z. McAuthur on 11/16/2012 thanks for the help team...

You have not lived until you have made your chick turn blue with the "Baghdad Muffler"

by JCassady November 17, 2012

chicken muffler

when engaging in rough anal sex with your partner, it is the act of shoving a chicken leg in the mouth of your partner to muffle their screams

Horace didn't want to wake the neighbors so he gave her the chicken muffler.

by izer September 18, 2014

mufflebuffin

The confusion of a less than intelligent female. Possibly often related to hair colour and naivity

Hey dude, did you see that girl? She was totally mufflebuffin.

Oi, watch me mufflebuff that hot girl over there.

She was totally mufflebuffed

She was a total mufflebuff (noun)

by Amazing Mike March 16, 2008

mufflebob

When a man sits in the corner and cries with his head in a pillow while a woman he was planning on sleeping with fucks someone else.

I heard the cries of a mufflebob in the hotel room next to me.

by Melissa Joan Heart December 19, 2016

Muffleplop

When you slip out the room to have a secret poo

One Muffleplop a day keeps the doctors away

by Muffleplopper December 26, 2022

smokey muffler

when you have a bad day on the toilet! Ten wipe-Two Flusher.

I ended up with a smokey muffler after the 6 pack of meximelts.

by Smokin Muffler January 14, 2006