Munted

Word created to hype up mediocre level plays.

1. Munted Grandmaster Diff.
2. Munted phantom hits different.
3. Those raze satchels are munted.

by LondaILY June 6, 2022

Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

by RØcky November 18, 2011

munted gunty

A rather obese woman's vaginal area, where on initial glance it looks like biggest cameltoe you have ever seen. On closer you realise that it is infact her tummy flab tucked deep into her underpants and given an atomic wedgie.

Check the munted gunty out on that double-bagger. Lucky it wasn't a cameltoe cos that fucker would have stank like a fishmongers after a very hot, humid summer day.

by Therterkerjerbs August 27, 2023

munted inc

South Australian raver crew.

A whole bunch of like minded, and of course open minded Plur friendly ravers, totalling about 40 (figure thought to be correct in mid 2003) Orginally Conceived by "Piero" as a Quiry Nick name for the group of people congregating at the Pizza House on a wednesday, and also as a Name for the members of #sa_ravers on the Austnet Network.

Hey I'm "______" from Munted Inc, It's wicked to meet you, are you having a good day, i hope you are can i perhaps offer a cigarette, a hug, some vicks, a massage maybe ?

by Samuel August 12, 2003

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004

munted crab

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.

"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."

by Harry.K September 19, 2013

munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x

"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate

by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013