Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.
A rather obese woman's vaginal area, where on initial glance it looks like biggest cameltoe you have ever seen. On closer you realise that it is infact her tummy flab tucked deep into her underpants and given an atomic wedgie.
Check the munted gunty out on that double-bagger. Lucky it wasn't a cameltoe cos that fucker would have stank like a fishmongers after a very hot, humid summer day.
A whole bunch of like minded, and of courseopen minded Plur friendly ravers, totalling about 40 (figure thought to be correct in mid 2003) Orginally Conceived by "Piero" as a Quiry Nick name for the group of people congregating at the Pizza House on a wednesday, and also as a Name for the members of #sa_ravers on the Austnet Network.
Hey I'm "______" from Munted Inc, It's wicked to meet you, are you having a good day, i hope you are can i perhaps offer a cigarette, a hug, some vicks, a massage maybe ?
a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!