The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull

This refers to the time when the whole of West Cork was stricken with the mumps. Beginning in Ballycumisk near the rural town of Schull, the mumps soon spread, i infecting all the local youth who are known to shift eachother. The mumps caused wreck amongst family and friends, even crippling the local football team Gabriel Rangers. A truly horrific time for this historic village.

Where were you during The Great Mumps Scandal of Schull?

I was out the country thankfully

by LowKeyFire January 12, 2020

mummy

the loverly person who gave birth to me and has and will look after me 4 the rest of her life

i love u mummy

by elmo July 9, 2002

Scummy Mummy

A skanky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the NSPCC.

Jessica: What has your mum got you for lunch today Nyah?
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!

by Frank Tourette December 18, 2011

Muppy

Muppy is florida slang for thing or something

“Dem boys was out there fucking wit dat muppy”

“Im bout to hop in the muppy and see wassup wit my dawg”

by Browardteacher954 May 15, 2021

mummy fry

The fry that falls in between the seats. You find it months later and it is a shriveled up version of its former self.

Jennifer: Eww! Look at this old fry I found when I was cleaning under the seats of my Benz!

Nicole: That's a perfect example of a mummy fry!

by NicoleLF July 29, 2007

mumphy

mumphy

adj. A combined feeling of laziness, slight disappointment, low energy, and melancholy.

Pooh Bear and the gang all went to find honey, but Eeyore stayed in the meadow because he felt mumphy.

by Milo Wellington March 2, 2014

swamp mummy

A Broad who hangs off you like a leech searching desparately for play and once she gets it she drops u like 2nd period french

Hey man look at Daizy with Johny shes such a Fuckin Swamp Mummy.

by Jay North June 24, 2006