Mutard

A cross between a mutant and a retard.

Look at that kid Jordan with his freaky fish lips and his giant shovel hands he's a freekin mutard

by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011

donald mustard

A worldwide creative director at Epic Games - Fortnite - Spyjinx - Battle Breakers - Infinity Blade - Robo Recall and Shadow Complex. He is most commonly referenced in fortnite videos of him changing his location in his twitter account and how it is related to the famous battle Royale game, Fortnite.

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by DannyBoisDiscord April 22, 2019

Spicy Brown Mustard

Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.

"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."

by Vicorin July 3, 2006

Mullard

Someone who has done something idiotically funny, such as tripping over

Oliver Robinson is a fucking mullard

by Dongle Bongle April 23, 2018

clown mustard

The substance that comes out of the man probe at the end of sexual activity.

Man my girl and I went on for hours, till the one eyed meat snake finally spit out some clown mustard.

by C.T. Kennedy July 30, 2007

man mustard

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

Mustard Ass

Someone whose ass emits an odor strong enough to create casualties reminiscent of WWI's Mustard Gas.

Mike 'Mustard Ass' Dukes, has a weapon of extraordinary proportions in his arsenal.

by Krazy Kraka February 24, 2004