Mustacheketball

When a fat sweaty man with a handlebar mustache beats you in a one on one game of basketball or a game of 21, oftentimes for a cash wager. He usually wins through aggressive use of the post game and emphasis on fundamentals. This is the highest form of basketball humiliation, worse than having your ankles broken or even being posterized.

The burly man lowered his shoulder into my chest, and his sweaty mullet splashed into my face. With his handlebars glistening in the sun as he drained the winning bucket on a surprisingly agile fadeaway, I knew I had just played a game of mustacheketball.

We've all been there.

by anom1k August 6, 2010

musta

Must have

We musta drank the whole bottle.

by 5eaux4 March 22, 2016

Mustafa Beats

Mustafa Beats is another name for Afrobeats, a club-friendly mix of West African rhythms, American hip hop and Jamaican dancehall and Caribbean soca that started in Lagos and Accra, Ghana and has captured the imagination of fans in major music hubs including London, Paris and New York.

The Lion King soundtrack, produced by Beyonce is packed with Mustafa Beats.

by IvyCruz August 16, 2020

Penis Mustache

A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".

Ashley wore my penis mustache all night on Saturday.

by winenight August 1, 2011

the factory must grow

The factory must grow is a quote often repeatedly uttered by people who have a bad case of factorio addiction. it is in reference to building and expanding the factory that one must build in the game however factorio is about as addicting as cocain it will never let you leave.

THE FACTORY MUST GROW.

Tim: so I've heard Bob got himself a copy of factorio on steam
John: yeah let's see how many hours he has

Bob's steam account logged 48hours in the Last two days

Bob texted John the following text.
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE ENVIRONMENT MUSTN'T GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
THE FACTORY MUST GROW

by Doomshroom344 June 19, 2022

Mustache Denial

A person's lack of acknowledgment that they have excess facial hair above the lip area and require a shave.

Munam is in serious mustache denial.

by Poormansalmanac April 28, 2010

But Thou Must

A situation in an RPG(role playing game), where you must select one option in order to further the plot. Phrase originated from Dragon Warrior for the NES.

Will you take the princess with you?
Yes: Wonderful, you must leave right away!
No: But thou must!

If you select no, the dialogue repeats.

by dwarfer boy August 10, 2010