Swedish Mudflap

It's when someone gives you a blowjob with snus in their mouth, and the snus runs down onto your balls like a mudflap.

Hey honey, I'd like an Ettan Swedish mudflap this morning.

by Professor Xia June 1, 2011

Texas Mudflap

When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.

"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.

by Nicole Brewer July 8, 2007

Mississippi Mudflap

When you have sexual intercourse missionary style with a girl who has explosive diarrhea and she shits on your balls resembling mudflaps on a truck.

Dude that chick gave me a mississippi mudflap last night.

by TummyTickler27 April 27, 2022

the mudflap

The Mudflap

After engaging in anal intercourse with a female, proceed directly into vaginal exchanging faeces from orifice to orifice.

"Hey Tom you should have seen The Mudflap I gave her last night!"

by iTobi September 13, 2014

Prussian Mudflap

During the immense stresses of coitus when a shart, or worse a bout of diarrhea, emerges from the asshole and dribbles delicately down the rear of the scrotom.

Yo, it's never a good idea to have Taco Bell before sex- it can lead to a Prussian Mudflap.

by Beatmeatyeet7 August 10, 2017

Montreal Mudflap

It is when a guy fucks a girl in the ass after she's just taken a shit. He gets feces on his genitals and continues to slap his shitty balls against her while he slams her.

While staying at the Omni Hotel in Montreal, Juanita received a Montreal Mudflap and had to clean the shit off her coochie.

by Juanita Gomez June 6, 2009

Australian Mudflap

The act of motor boating a woman's ass, sticking as much of your face into the anal cavity as possible. Upon performing this act, she begins to involuntarily defecate (shits) in your face. Unphased, you continue with your fowl deed, flinging feces in all directions.

After giving Jenna an Australian Mudflap, my face was covered in poo and there was a fair amount of shit everywhere.

by macdaddyphatsack February 5, 2015