Muddy Mogul

The act of freezing one's own turds (Log form only), keeping them onhand in the icebox, and bringing them out to penetrate others with in a very sexual manner (*at least until they melt).

To be used in general conversation:
"Anne - That is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing - How about a muddy mogul?"

by Colorado Mark February 25, 2005

muddy boot

The darkened skin area around the vagina which leaves one with the impression that a muddy boot had recently trod upon it. Often called a muddy bootprint

When Tatiana fell on her ass, the muddy boot was peering out the sides of her thong. The image stalked Jonah's thoughts like an angry lumberjack.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

muddy blunt

A blunt laced in the prometh to guarentied to take you out of this world

Muddy blunts is the advanced shit

by Pero quiero cereal June 4, 2016

Muddy Freckles

When someone farts on another's face and poo sprays out. These shit particles appear to look like freckles. Hence, muddy freckles

Ed: Jay just launched an air biscuit in Chris's face!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!

by Ekuhn October 5, 2010

Muddy Unicorn

When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the ‘corn horn.

The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .

by Coolmedian June 12, 2018

Muddy dick

During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.

Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"

by Mud Dick February 9, 2017

Muddy Bucket

The act of shitting (preferably watery in consistency) into a bucket and keeping it by your bed and when you are ready to cum with a girl you stick their head in the bucket and then pull them up and as they gasp for air you cum inside their mouth making sure not to make contact with the 'mud'.

I did the muddy bucket last night and now my room stinks and I'm single again.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017