mucky fat

Dripping , typically in pot/tub (collected when roasting pork or beef)
May be consistent or separated, with the white (lard) fat layer at the bottom and a dark (cooked blood and oil) layer on the top.

{Traditional Yorkshire/Lancashire fare}

* "Can I have a pot of mucky fat please, love?".

* Do us some mucky fat on toast, lass!"

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Mucky Pie

When you slam it straight out of the arse straight in to the gob. Direct arse to mouth train.

That girl was filthy she let me mucky pie on the first date.

by Bandicoot B June 26, 2024

Mucky minge

Mucky minge a hairy mucky minge

Your mums mucky minge

by Gay vape lord February 19, 2019

Slinging a mucky

Male masturbation

"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"

by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017

mucky spanial

When a girl proceeds to lick our a dirty crusty bum ring, whilst having a shit next to their dog who has a life threatening tumor

I performed a mucky spanial yesterdayx

by Mucky spanial January 24, 2023

Mucky Moody

When you poke your girlfriend up the arse and then wipe your fingers on your sunday lunch and cook it in the oven.

After sunday lunch, i served the pudding which was a mucky moody.

by Kipperminted Fry January 6, 2009