meowser

1) coke and snow mixed together and ingested by shovin your face in the snow
2) people, anyone
3) a campsite/fort
4) a jubilant exclamation

1) mmmm, meowsers!
2) hey meowser!
3) let's go to fort meowsers!
4) meowser!

by peterlee01 May 9, 2008

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mouser

To purposely leave a conversation, or gathering, without notice or intent of returning for at least a 2 hour period.

Man, that guy just mousered me.

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by pacifika October 20, 2008

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mower meat

n. an unskilled, underpaid, overworked landscaping business day laborer

Sho, Brunie be nuthin' buh dam mower meat, buh leece he be ow-sy, bro.

by galcoolest March 1, 2005

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moser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).

You mosered the shit out of her!!

Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.

Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?

Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.

Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.

by L baRto July 27, 2006

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Monserrat

She's a mamacita sexy, hot, gorgeous, beautiful, Boys die to have her as her girlfriend. Warning: Don't get her ANGRY or she'll turn into the Devil! She's the sweetest most loving person. She's always got your back with whatever you need and she can always count on her friends. she has the luckiest Best friends anyone could have (Areli,Arlyn,Ayesha,lilly,Joselyn,Myra) She loves her Boyfriend Noah S💘 witch are dating secretly and are going on dates 💕

Boy 1: Did you hear that Noah and Monserratbare dating secretly
Boy 2: I'm jealous she's a smoken hot babe

Boy 1:Me too but she hasn't told her friends that she's dating Noah💕

by ~Monster~#1 March 13, 2019

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