A job done incorrectly in an extremely poor manner using the simplest, easiest, cheapest and fastest way possible.
"Hey did you ever get your car fixed?"
"Yeah, but they didn't even straighten the bumper and they just painted over the rust! It's a total mickey mouse job!"
"Yeah, but they didn't even straighten the bumper and they just painted over the rust! It's a total mickey mouse job!"
by Kevin McNaught May 12, 2006
Get the mickey mouse job mug.Masturbating a woman or girl to orgasm. This takes its name from the "flicking" motion of the middle finger when you are using a wheelmouse and trying to scroll down through a lot of text. In masturbation the action is almost exactly the same, except that the mouse wheel is replaced by your lucky lady's clit.
Also, I've noticed that the sound produced is completely different.
A similar computer/sex term is "double clicking on the mouse" which also means female masturbation.
Also, I've noticed that the sound produced is completely different.
A similar computer/sex term is "double clicking on the mouse" which also means female masturbation.
HMB (who is male): So, AC, what did you do all day today?
AC (who is female): You would not believe. I found a kick-ass .zip of photochopped fake Johnny Depp porn. It was a really big file, too. I had to spend almost two hours rolling the mouse wheel just to get through it.
HMB: Dear me. Airing the orchid?
AC: You bet. I got my daily musical practice of playing the upside down piano.
HMB: Feeding oats to the pony?
AC: Tickling the toothless gibbon.
HMB: Typing in the gussets.
AC: Paddling the pink canoe until it leaks.
HMB: Finger painting the ham sandwich.
AC: Stirring the mixing bowl.
HMB: Petting the cat.
AC: Fingering the bald suspect.
HMB: ... So, um, can I borrow that .zip file? ... For, erm, personal reasons...
AC: !
AC (who is female): You would not believe. I found a kick-ass .zip of photochopped fake Johnny Depp porn. It was a really big file, too. I had to spend almost two hours rolling the mouse wheel just to get through it.
HMB: Dear me. Airing the orchid?
AC: You bet. I got my daily musical practice of playing the upside down piano.
HMB: Feeding oats to the pony?
AC: Tickling the toothless gibbon.
HMB: Typing in the gussets.
AC: Paddling the pink canoe until it leaks.
HMB: Finger painting the ham sandwich.
AC: Stirring the mixing bowl.
HMB: Petting the cat.
AC: Fingering the bald suspect.
HMB: ... So, um, can I borrow that .zip file? ... For, erm, personal reasons...
AC: !
by HMB December 9, 2006
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An neck beard that lives in a secret base in Poland creating a block fish game and trying to turn us into whales
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Get the federico mouse mug.Akin to that of a "Phone Five" whereby when talking on a mobile phone you yell "PHONE FIVE!" and each caller slaps their phone to simulate a 'High Five' without being near one another.
A mouse five takes place on computer instant messaging after something of great excitement or accomplishment have been achieved.
Both Parties raise their Mouse and slap it!
A mouse five takes place on computer instant messaging after something of great excitement or accomplishment have been achieved.
Both Parties raise their Mouse and slap it!
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Get the Mouse Five mug.A small-sized person or child with big-sized courage, heart and a bit scrappy. Loyal, he or she will stand up for his/her friends. Wlling to scrap with much larger opponents.
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