de-motivational poster

A take off of the classic 'motivational posters'. De-motivational posters are more often than not sarcastic, insulting, or making fun of something widely known, or comical.

Often a picture bordered in black, with a large single word title written in white, and in some cases a comment below written in smaller font.

Did you see that de-motivational poster on 4-chan?

by Furofushi February 21, 2009

motion of the ocean

describes the motion of people humping each other, usually during sex, which is similar to the motion of the waves and swells in the sea

i gave that chick the motion of the ocean last night!

by anon March 9, 2005

slow-motion suicide

The act of slowly killing yourself by the use of tobacco or drugs. This happens over the years as dangerous substances are put into your body. They slowly kill you, hence slow-motion suicide.

The prof: Does anyone know what someone is doing when they sit outside on their porch smoking cigarettes all the time?
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....

by bootanger October 25, 2006

motivfaded

when one is faded (high, usually from marijuana) and motivated to go do something, usually to get higher or eat

I am motivfaded to go get some food right now.

by amd940 March 10, 2009

Mothus Interruptus

When yer doin' yer bitch and it's pretty intense and you can feel yer gonna empty yer nutsack any second and all of a sudden yer bitch screams and yer thinking that it's just a noisier than usual shegasm but then ya see somethin' fluttering about and ya see this dark object on her right breast and it turns out that she's freakin' out about a moth and the whole episode puts a (temporary) damper on the two of ya gettin' off.

It seemed my bitch's vajayjay was close to creamin' and I was thinkin' I'd soon be gettin' back to watchin' monster truck madness when a sudden case of mothus interruptus made me have ta start pleasurin' the ho all over again ...Dang!

by yragary August 25, 2010

relative motion nigger theory

When one nigger runs, all the other niggers within a 20-meter radius also run because they assume a white police officer is chasing him.

Bob: "Why do all niggers run together even though none of them committed a crime? It takes fucking forever to sort them out at the police station and half the time we just charge all of them with rape."

John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."

by anonymous March 11, 2022

ulterior motive

When a person is trying has a hidden motive or hidden objective with another person secretely.

I think he has ulterior motives with me, just trying to get inside of my pants.

by Chloe98 March 13, 2012