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Morton

"She grabbed me on the morton"
by RyanSmith January 31, 2009
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Morton, IL

A town in central illinois, which is filled with a whole bunch of stuck up people. They believe money is everything, and hate you if you don't act like them. 85% of the girls are fake chicks, whose head's are full of air. They are pretty much plastic barbie dolls.

Stay away if possible.
Let's not go to Morton, IL. I don't want want to see all those wanna be barbies today.
by Statethetruth August 28, 2010
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mortoned

When an athlete of another sport believes they can transition to mixed martial arts without proper training and proceeds to get knocked the fuck out.
He lasted just 38 seconds before getting mortoned.
by TC2 June 29, 2007
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Mortons

"Mortons" or being "Mortons" refers to the act of being "salty" meaning to be raw, or acting like anything but a person with respect. The word mortons is taken directly from the brand "Morton Salt" salt that pictures a dark blue salt container with a little girl dressed in yellow with an umbrella. This particular brand was chosen most likely due to the fact that it might be the most recognizable brand of salt that most if not all people could identify. Instead of confusing the many definitions of acting "salty". Mortons refers specifically to when one is acting salty or has lost in the fighting game community. When someone is in fear of being mortons, it means that person is close to losing and looking embarrassed for it.

Origin of the phrase being used in this way could be traced to the street fighter community based in NY and the surrounding states.

The official Morton Salt product slogan is "when it rains it pours" which has also made its run through the fighting game community as the same meaning as the brand it represents.
Player 1: that guy just lost real bad.
Player 2: yup, that guy is seriously mortons right now.
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Player 1: if he doesn't step his game up right now, he will be making a trip to the Mortons bracket.
Player 2: thats right cause you don't want to be in the loser's bracket right now.
by ElRey66 April 6, 2010
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Morton

A aphrodisiac from the South Pacific, reknown for it's rejuvenating qualities. Also slang for "love god"
"May really needs a bit of Morton inside her".

"I'd love a bit of that Morton"
by kiwichris September 29, 2009
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Mostin'

getting fucked up or doing the most out of the situation..
came from desert hot springs CA..aka DHS
"damn you shoulda came through last night we was mostin' outta control"
by beastmost34 April 14, 2010
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Molton

The unit measurement of an individual’s ability to grasp highly sophisticated and esoteric subject matter. Literally: "ton of mols ie great amount of molecular mass".
“She just figured out the physics of a wormhole using an abacus. Her mind must contain like a million moltons.” Or: “That guy can’t find his ass with both hands. Must have a completely molton-free brain.”
by TheVivisector October 29, 2014
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