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Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.
Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.
by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021
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morning glory muffin

The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex
I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.
by BeefBallsagna October 19, 2022
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Morning glory

Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 25, 2020
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