moggage

The damage incrued from a mogging.

The absolute moggage that just occurred was immense.

by BeezaCM March 11, 2024

Moggage

To absolutely dominate another person in some way.

The absolute moggage that we just saw happen to that man, he will never recover.

by BeezaCM March 20, 2024

mortgage bet

£5 max on any bet.

Created by Sir Math “the genius” Ferguson

I’ve got 2 mortgage bets on this game. (£10)

by Cbaabc123321 April 25, 2024

mortgage birth

when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child

My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth

by Maria_Rossa February 6, 2025

Mortgage eyes

When an eye of a person remains fixed on you and the other eyes is looking at their own ear
One is fixed and the other is variable

"Watch out Mum, the woman in the little yellow car is about to run is off the road"

" Don't worry love, look she is gesturing to us that it's our fault, it's only Mortgage eyes from down the road!"

by Pcmreform January 17, 2026

Motorcycle Mortgage Guy

My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.

The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.

by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021

Aligned Mortgage

The best mortgage company for Veterans!

"We should call USAA! They work hard for our Veterans."

"Nah! We should go to Aligned Mortgage. They are the brain surgeons of the VA Benefit."

by Jason Riddle November 30, 2021