moop

n. an unnaturally oversized bowel movement when, shown to others, will garner a range of responses from praise to outright revulsion

"Dude! You gotta check out this moop I just dropped. It's gotta be a new record!

by monkeys_paw June 30, 2006

moop

opening your mouth while putting eye make up on.

while putting mascara on i mooped

by i luv my baby November 3, 2006

Moop

Someone who is known to be slow or frumpy

You moop, lets go!
Stop being moopy.

by Skootr September 24, 2005

moop

An unreliable person. Someone who shows up late, doesn't pay rent or repay loans, can't hold down a job for very long, etc. Your typical moop has tattoos, piercings, court-ordered child support, a substance abuse problem and a petty criminal record. One step up from a rubadub.

I thought tending bar would be a fun job, but I couldn't stand listening to the moops tell their stupid fishing stories all day!

by paperbackwriter June 19, 2008

moop

An insult. Sort of like fucker or bitch.

You moop you suck balls

by Scot Clemons May 10, 2005

Moop

The Mud that lies on the bottom of a creek bed. Characteristics - slimy or chunky (one or the other, and never with rocks), like clay, but has the smell of shit or shite.

When spoken, used in replacement of any noun, verb or adjective.

Gary, Pat and Rory are going to play in some moop.

Gary is a Mooposourous

Pat is in deep moop

Moop-moop

by Roderic O'Connor November 2, 2004

moop

someone who has an annoying laugh, and laughs at his obviously not funny jokes

Wow, Preston is the biggest moop alive.

by Gus G. April 25, 2008