Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.

"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"

by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017

mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by 420XD August 1, 2017

Mooched

Got fired disgracefully, a bully who got kicked out.

Dude, Anthony Scramucci (Mooch) got mooched so bad. LOL! He even didn't last 10 days in the White House. He was like, whoever don't follow rules they need to leave, they will be fired. Guess who got fired? Mooch! Mooch got mooched. Muhahahahaaaa

by Azarvet August 1, 2017

Mutual Moochery

When two individuals share items at the same time.
The act by which friendships are formed in college.

Dan: Hey, Jack do you have pretzels? We can dip them in my jar of Nutella!
Jack: Sure man, its all cool, its Mutual Moochery

by Psyko_Savant August 29, 2012

money moocher

Someone who uses your money but never pays you back.

He is a money moocher he only uses his money and never pays him back.

by Zuovelighning10 November 7, 2021

Murse Moocher

A persons who is attracted primarily to male nurses. More common in females named Alexis.

“You are always falling for those male nurses, you no good murse moocher”

by MinervsMom May 9, 2023

to be mooched

Somebody getting fired even though he/she was chanting "I will fire everybody"

Anthony Scaramucci got fired in less than 10 days in the White House. That is what you call to be Mooched. LOL

by Azarvet August 1, 2017