mondo

extremely, very, big

Skeeter is a MONDO hater.

by klpchaos October 9, 2007

mondo bizarro

what a weird world - corruption of Spanish.

so those two guys we thought were strangers have been roommates for years- mondo bizarro!

by Victoria Ulph June 30, 2006

Mondo films

A subgenre of mockumentary that focus on exotic customs and particularly gruesome subject matters. Also referred to as "shockumentaries" and "exploitation pseudo-documentaries."

"Faces of Death" is an American mondo production that talks about and depicts various methods of death and violence. While panned critically, "Face of Death" has become a staple of the genre and can be considered a gateway film for those with a passing interest in mondo films.

by The Logical Fallacy June 3, 2017

Mongolian Treasure Thief

When you reach in and pull out her IUD and continue riding into battle.

“Damn she has so many kids”
“Yeah I heard the father was a Mongolian treasure thief”

by birdbrain418 April 20, 2023

Void mongo

A person who is so dumb that their mind seems to be an empty void until a random, usually nonsensical thought pops up which they can't help to share, only for their mind to return to it's usual state of complete and utter emptiness.

Matt: If I shave my head, would it be more or less weird to not shave my eyebrows as well?
Jenny: wtf?
Joe: don't mind Matt, he's a void mongo.

by DenOh November 23, 2022

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker

Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker is pretty much the best weed you can get. Legend has it that the strain was genetically engineered by a mad scientist in Pennsylvania shortly before he was killed in a mysterious lab explosion. The scientist extracted 100% goat semen to fertilize Mongolian Evergreen Wizard Fucker...it's so extremely potent that one only needs to smell it to get high...

Guy 1: "Hey man, you got some bud?"
Guy 2: "maaaaan, I got the MONGOLIAN EVERGREEN WIZARD FUCKER!"
They say no one has ever died from marijuana... but these 2 boys were never heard from again.

by The_Evergreen_Wizard November 18, 2006

Mongolian Motorcoach

Tour bus full of Chinese people that speak no English.

Another Mongolian Motorcoach crashed and burned in the Grand Canyon today.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010