monkalope

Half monkey/half jackalope engaged in the architecture profession; prefers to be labeled a "Designer" and when questioned on issues becomes easily flustered.

Although the monkalope is primarily a land dwelling animal, it favours the use of bodies of water for exercise purposes.

Favorite food, bear claws.

Has been known to keep gnomes as close friends/lovers.

The monkalope, although cunning and quick with the paper balls, is not perceptive of his sorroundings.

by scott d August 6, 2005

Mankato Mudslide

Reverse titty fuck. Meanwhile, pooping on the girls face while continuing the thrusting motion, aided by the sliding on your feces.

"After the reverse cowgirl, we switched it up and I gave her the Mankato Mudslide!"

by mankatomudexpert January 16, 2010

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone

A- "Did you know that Tom suffers from Monatophobia? He's afraid of dying alone
B- "Aren't we all afraid of dying alone?"

by Julian789 September 14, 2017

Mankato East

About 50% Somalian, 10% Mexican, 40% White.

Definition of the "ghetto" in Mankato. The east side is easily the poor side of town. No windows in the school. Chained doors that come down to lock off half the school before and after hours. Easily the shittiest school in southern Minnesota, smells bad too.

White trash meets Somaliville meets Mexico.

Oh you went to Mankato East? How did you get into college?

by stis in kato May 14, 2011

Monate mpolaye

Direct translation: "Goodness kill me"
When the night it too crazy and you have to ask 'what the ciroc has done to the child' because shit got wild.

Thomas: "Bruh I just lost my iPhone 5 in this girl's ass crack while we did body shots and her ass cheeks dialed the peramedics asking for directions to Disneyland. "
Jacob: "Monate mpolaye. "

by DannyFerra December 25, 2018

Monatophobia

Fear of dying alone.Origins: Taken from the words THANATOPHOBIA (fear of death) and MONOPHOBIA (fear of dying alone) as proposed by LEMINO a youtuber

I have a severe case of monatophobia; I fear that no one would come to my funeral.

by David Hlawndo September 15, 2017

Monat

Monat is an MLM company founded by Ray Urdaneta. It generally sells overpriced shampoo products meant to make your hair grow, but, in fact, causes irreparable hair loss and chemical burns . The hunbots are incredibly pushy and, despite their wish to make an extra 500 bucks a month, only get paid between 22$ and 1,188$ yearly.

Hunbot: Hey girl! I know we haven't talked in about 10 years but I hope you're doing well! I just wanted to ask you a question: do you want a business opportunity over at Monat? It's a great company that sells miraculous shampoos that make your hair grow like crazy!
Woman with above 80 IQ: Fuck off, I don't want your MLM bullshit. *snatches wig*
Hunbot: *wig in orbit* AHHH! MY PRECIOUS HAIR!

by rawr xd *nuzzles u* June 23, 2020