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Manitoba Driver

One who alternates driving 20km/h over and 20km/h under the speed limit, prior to making a U-turn from the right lane, usually because they forgot which side of the road Wal-Mart is on.
Watch out for Manitoba Drivers, we're pretty close to Wal-Mart.
by soopa-doopa September 19, 2009
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monitor

a device that is required in order to watch porn.
i fried my monitor after ejaculating all over it while watching porn.
by snorg whore February 11, 2010
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in ear monitor

IEM, or an in ear monitor, is a device that many musicians use on stage. "The most common In Ear Monitor system employs the use of a wireless system to send the mix to the monitors. This system contains a transmitter and a receiver pack that is worn by the performer. (Wikipedia, in ear monitors)

A band member can listen to a mix of what other band members are playing/singing at the moment. Many musicians can be seen adjusting these ear pieces or monitors that are clipped onto their pants during a live performance.
"I had to turn up the volume on my in ear monitor because I couldn't hear Jason's bass very well."
by Josh Fober November 18, 2007
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powerpoint monotonics

the art of putting an audience to sleep with incorrect use of a presentation.

features usually include - but are not limited to - having no personality to speak of, reading off the slides, packing slides with too much meaningless data and not actually getting anything across.
whoa - where am i? dave's powerpoint monotonics put me right to sleep!

aw, man - if i'd known it was going to be a marathon of powerpoint monotonics i would've stayed at home and looked all that shit up on the internet.
by geek.neo May 6, 2010
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manitoba

The only province within confederation to violently rebel against the federal government. The Riel Rebellion incase you missed that day in history class.
Guy: I thought we the Quebecois were the separists?!?!
Dave: Nah, we in Manitoba did it first, you guys in Quebec just made it a hobby.
by Mr.W November 28, 2006
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monitor

what you're looking at right now.
by pipi October 10, 2003
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Monita

A highly spirited persons are Monita

Very caring and extremely lovable

One who is magnificent in all they touch

A very magnanimous person
(you have been touched by a Monita)
(I am a Monita)
(i feel so wonderfully Monita today)
(I see clarity just like a Monita)
by your lovley February 25, 2010
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