money

A powerful substance. A man's ability to get into pretty much any woman's pants is strongly correlated to the amount of this substance that he has.

I wish I had as much money as that guy. Even though he's a total douchebag, he's going home with a different woman from this bar pretty much every week.

by great success May 06, 2010

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That which allows one to obtain alcohol.

"I just got paid money! Now I can obtain a dump truck of tequila!"

by Outrigger May 08, 2007

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1. Currency used to purchase goods.

2. A Successful basket attempt in the sport of basketball.

1. How much money you got?

2. This next shot is money, holmes.

by Johnyblaze December 30, 2005

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Something all Jews want.

SHIT! A hebe! Hide yo money!

by That One Guy With no Friends April 08, 2018

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You are going to learn one day that one is worthless in this world without money even if one is the greatest person.

Love, humanity and hard work do not help you become that person.

They are inventions by the priests and politicians who want Your money.

Money makes you that person.

Fools have friends. The wise have money.

by pray to your worms October 07, 2017

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