money

paper that makes you powerful

I HAVE SO MUCH MONEY, IM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON EARTH
translation:
I HAVE SO MUCH THIN PAPER, IM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN ON EARTH.

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA May 4, 2017

money

That which allows one to obtain alcohol.

"I just got paid money! Now I can obtain a dump truck of tequila!"

by Outrigger May 23, 2007

money

1. Currency used to purchase goods.

2. A Successful basket attempt in the sport of basketball.

1. How much money you got?

2. This next shot is money, holmes.

by Johnyblaze December 30, 2005

money

Something that can't buy us happiness, but we'd be a lot more miserable without...

Thank god I have money to pay off my bills and taxes!

by Sailant Shadows June 11, 2009

money

Human version of quatloos.

Money shouldn't exist.

by SHiNKiROU September 9, 2010

money

Something all Jews want.

SHIT! A hebe! Hide yo money!

by That One Guy With no Friends May 23, 2018

money

What isn’t actually earned from talent and skill but by the amount respect and connections one has with his/her work force

Money is correlated with respect not skill.

by Dubiks May 26, 2019