moist

The most hated word in the English language. Means 'wet' and is often used to relate to the state of a female's nether regions.

Aaron: I made her so moist last night!
Bill: I know, right?
Charles: Shut up, I hate that word.

by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 18, 2012

Moist

Lame, boring; the opposite of lit.

Bob: Dawwgggg this party lit af!!
Darnell: Your party moist, where the alcohol at?

by MoistMaster69 July 14, 2016

Moist

Moist: this term is used when someone says/does something so idiotic or stupid. Also used to describe an "uncool" person, another way to say this is "wet" which means the exact same thing.

Boy: "4+7= 13? Right?"
Friend: "13?! HAHAHAHA NO! You're so moist!"

*uncool person walks by*
Girl: "Oh my god, look at her ugly clothes, so wet."

by chirpyy March 26, 2015

moist

describing someone or something that looks bad a hot mess sounds bad or looks bad.

1.damn, dat bitch look real moist !
2.you sound real moist right now, stop it !
3.Man, that chick was lookin so moist last night i had to leave.

by JayszWifeyy15 December 17, 2008

Moist

What Luke B becomes when he sees Sadie Sink

Luke sees Sadie sink:OMG ITS HER OMG I WANT TO TOUCH HER (becomes moist)
Everyone else:ewwwww

by Billywigglestick October 28, 2019

Moist

The most disturbing word in the milky way galaxy.

I am so moist right now!

by MCCrafting December 23, 2015

moist

According to most surveys, the #1 favorite word by the female gender. They especially enjoy combining it with other words in the top of the list to form sentences, such as:

"I have moist and chunky cottage cheese tits"

Hang on, let's squirt these bath towels to get them all chunky and moist before we use them

Aww that kitten is adorable! I bet it's really moist!

by waskeyjam November 15, 2016